The things your parents said to you...

[woodhutt]

My Grandmother always said. Look after your knees you will miss them when they are gone.

My Grandfather always said. When you have *** always wear a condom, if she will have *** with you she will have had *** with anyone

You could tell which one was in the Navy can't you.

Just out of interest, what ship did your Grandma serve on?

 

[ps.harris80]

Sorry don't know, it was during the First World War and he never spoke of it

 

[Cozzer]

Sorry don't know, it was during the First World War and he never spoke of it

Oh dear....

 

[glenfield2]

My old man always said “let the saw do the work”.
So as soon as I could afford it I went and bought an electric one.

 

[Dibs-h]

Someone said that to me wish I had listened!!

Sadly they said the opposite & I wish I hadn't listened - but thankfully it didn't last.

 

[Cozzer]

Just remembered another of my mother's irritating ones....

"Mum, have you seen my [insert required item]?
"Why, what are you wanting it for?"
I would then give the reason why the desired item was needed, before she'd reply....



"No."