The Chop, Sky History (Sky 123)Thuesday 15th 9:00

[Droogs]

Indeed Droogs, life is quite dull and a little bit depressing when you realise how "woke" everyone is these days. I have been informed that "b-----r m------r is inappropriate language, quite possibly it is, so we are back to two fat ladies, I stand corrected as your terminology still stands undeleted.

But I have already got next door's 8 year old to update MS Word to replace fat and ladies and he's gone off to bed now

 

[Daniel2]

I had to look up "woke"

And, yes, @doctor Bob I have to agree with you there.

 

[Trevanion]

What is the world coming to when you can't say the timeless description of "blubber munters" as a joke anymore...

Cmon...

 

[doctor Bob]

 

[Deadeye]

I got a message saying my post was deleted but i still see it? am i missing something? can we have a list of banned words on this forum now..or would that thread get too long and crash the forum?

Try place names:
Wastwater, Lake District
Scunthorpe
C0cks, Cornwall
Bell End, Worcestershire
Twatt, Shetland

 

[doctor Bob]

I think it's just a case of someone reading too much Daily Mail and taking offense that a member may be offended by a non directed statement.
I'd get it if I had actually called a mod it, or an over-sensitive jumped up wally for example, but I'd never do that.

 

[Droogs]

Oh dear ....
After attempting to restore MS Word's dictionary, the WI have just told me that "I will never be asked to do the bingo calling for the Leith weight watchers club again"

Apparently "Twa Fat M******s" is a bit gauche

 

[Terrytpot]

my post got ditched too and all it had was a link to another tv show...go figure

 

[Daniel2]

The Germans might well wonder what all the fuss is about.

 

[AJB Temple]

You can't say Jesus Chris Trev...it breaks the rule on religion.

 

[DBT85]

The first time woodwork gets new TV airtime in who knows how long and they've ballsed it up already.

 

[Blackswanwood]

The first time woodwork gets new TV airtime in who knows how long and they've ballsed it up already.

Bring back Norm Abraham and The New Yankee Workshop

 

[DBT85]

Bring back Norm Abraham and The New Yankee Workshop

As yes. An old favourite and probably what spawned much of my interest when I was younger. "blade guard removed for filming purposes". OK Norm. We totally believe you.

 

[Stanleymonkey]

The contestant's dad has been found and said he's alive and well! His carer says son hasn't visited for many years.

 

[DBT85]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-lumsden-nazi-tattoos-88-symbol-b1206334.html

The contestant's dad has been found and said he's alive and well! His carer says son hasn't visited for many years.

If that's true maybe we shouldn't be entirely shocked that a skinhead with face tattoos that just happen to have links to nazis is in fact a nazi.

 

[artie]

Anyone remember Hometime, with Dean Johnston and Joanne Liebeler.

I used to watch it at lunchtime, seems a long time ago.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Bring back Barry Bucknell!

 

[AJB Temple]

The contestant's dad has been found and said he's alive and well! His carer says son hasn't visited for many years.

The farther has short term memory loss. Hence he would only remember visits from many years ago.

The whole thing is a farce. And I have no idea who Barry Bucknell is or Norm for that matter.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

The farther has short term memory loss. Hence he would only remember visits from many years ago.

But it wasn't he who said it, it was his carer.

Barry Bucknell - Wikipedia He was responsible for the wholesale internal destruction of a huge number of first class Victorian and Edwardian houses.

 

[AJB Temple]

But it wasn't he who said it, it was his carer.

I know, But that doesn't work for the joke.

I am finding it hard to take this whole thing seriously now. It will soon be part of Lee Mack's stand up routine. You couldn't make it up. At least I can now recognise a white supremacist when I see one. I am guessing he doesn't fully buy in to BLM.