Cozzer
Established Member
Rang my local chemist...
"Do you have a sharps box, please?"
"Do you have some sharps?"
The sarcastic side of me wanted to say "No, of course not. I'm simply asking for something to do and kill some time..."
"Yes. Scalpel blades, some double-sided razor blades and a few Maped mount cutter blades..."
"No, we don't. But your GP will..."
The response was along the lines of "Computer says no...."
Rang the GP.
Yes, they have a sharps box. No, I can't have use of it. It's only for the medical staff who work there.
"Right...any idea what I'm supposed to do with them?"
"You could try the local chemist..."
"Have done. They suggested you..."
"Well, if you place them in your own sharps box, we could take them for you...as long as your box fits inside ours...."
"Right....what size is yours?"
"I've no idea. I've never actually seen it or use it, because I'm just the receptionist and don't use anything medical...."
"Do you have a sharps box, please?"
"Do you have some sharps?"
The sarcastic side of me wanted to say "No, of course not. I'm simply asking for something to do and kill some time..."
"Yes. Scalpel blades, some double-sided razor blades and a few Maped mount cutter blades..."
"No, we don't. But your GP will..."
The response was along the lines of "Computer says no...."
Rang the GP.
Yes, they have a sharps box. No, I can't have use of it. It's only for the medical staff who work there.
"Right...any idea what I'm supposed to do with them?"
"You could try the local chemist..."
"Have done. They suggested you..."
"Well, if you place them in your own sharps box, we could take them for you...as long as your box fits inside ours...."
"Right....what size is yours?"
"I've no idea. I've never actually seen it or use it, because I'm just the receptionist and don't use anything medical...."