Rising wind investments

[woodbloke]

Yeah, because a cat will only drag half a dead mouse through your house, smearing entrails and body parts up the stairs where it finally delivers the still warm carcass remains to you in bed as a present for being such a lovely owner. Not because they are malevolent balls of spite with claws in any way shape or form....

Steve

I never used to worry about mice, I got a little annoyed when half a rabbit got left on the sofa...twice :evil: - Rob

 

[devonwoody]

WB, was that the front and back end you mean, or two different rabbits?

 

[RogerS]

I wonder if Denise Fisher is really Denis Phisher? Otherwise, this is quite an unusual first post!

Mike

Or Dennis Fissure :wink:

 

[Walter Hall]

I wonder if Denise Fisher is really Denis Phisher? Otherwise, this is quite an unusual first post!

Mike

Or Dennis Fissure :wink:

You crack me up.

 

[big soft moose]

I trust you doggie lovers have a kiss good night?

pretty much - i just tell myself that her saliva will have digested the germs

incidentally the cropophagia has been known to make swimbo blow chunks - when that happens the dog just eats the resultant mess too - I used to be a paramedic so ive got a stronger stomach

 

[big soft moose]

I wonder if Denise Fisher is really Denis Phisher? Otherwise, this is quite an unusual first post!

Mike

Or Dennis Fissure :wink:

You crack me up.

watch you dont split your sides...

 

[woodbloke]

WB, was that the front and back end you mean, or two different rabbits?

DW - two different bunnies, different bits left of each - Rob

 

[Gower]

What a strange and varied post. We've had green issues, farting (issues) ,shock: , IT, frogs, cats, dogs, dog food & poo, fox poo, rabbits, mice, football and comedy. I bet DeniseFisher doesn't know what's hit her/him. And my wife doesn't understand why I prefer to spend my spare moments on UKWorkshop forums than watching the bloody awful TV!
Keep it up boys.
Jim
Oh and welcome to the forum DeniseFisher

 

[lurker]

What a strange and varied post. We've had green issues, farting (issues) ,shock: , IT, frogs, cats, dogs, dog food & poo, fox poo, rabbits, mice, football and comedy. I bet DeniseFisher doesn't know what's hit her/him. And my wife doesn't understand why I prefer to spend my spare moments on UKWorkshop forums than watching the bloody awful TV!
Keep it up boys.
Jim
Oh and welcome to the forum DeniseFisher

You forgot my poetry :roll:

 

[Gower]

Abject apologies Lurker. I've obviously hurt your inner self. What a Philistine I am! How could I miss a trawler being attacked by gulls. :lol:
Jim

 

[TrimTheKing]

What a strange and varied post. We've had green issues, farting (issues) ,shock: , IT, frogs, cats, dogs, dog food & poo, fox poo, rabbits, mice, football and comedy. I bet DeniseFisher doesn't know what's hit her/him. And my wife doesn't understand why I prefer to spend my spare moments on UKWorkshop forums than watching the bloody awful TV!
Keep it up boys.
Jim
Oh and welcome to the forum DeniseFisher

You forgot my poetry :roll:

That wan't poetry, it was blatant plagiarism! Eric's words are sacrosanct, how dare you blaspheme so!

 

[woodbloke]

How could I miss a trawler being attacked by gulls. :lol:
Jim

Shades of the great Mcgonagall :lol: - Rob

 

[Ironballs]

Isn't McGonagall the TV show the folks in the old peoples home in The Simpsons watch?

 

[ste_5150]

Isn't McGonagall the TV show the folks in the old peoples home in The Simpsons watch?

Richard Dean Anderson gets all the good acting jobs.... If you get to act making a grenade launcher out of an old barrel and the contents of the kitchen bin (or whatever he made out of whatever!), you know you've made it. :lol:

 

[RogerS]

Isn't McGonagall the TV show the folks in the old peoples home in The Simpsons watch?

Richard Dean Anderson gets all the good acting jobs.... If you get to act making a grenade launcher out of an old barrel and the contents of the kitchen bin (or whatever he made out of whatever!), you know you've made it. :lol:

I don't know. i reckon Kevin McCloud's Grand Tour series takes some beating for an all-expenses paid jolly.

 

[wizer]

Isn't McGonagall the TV show the folks in the old peoples home in The Simpsons watch?

McGyver?

 

[Karl]

Isn't McGonagall the TV show the folks in the old peoples home in The Simpsons watch?

McGyver?

McGonagall is out of Harry Potter.

 

[Ironballs]

What do they watch on the Simpsons then? It's Patty and Selma that have the McGyver thing

 

[Ironballs]

Just remembered, it's Matlock

 

[johnf]

this thread is a load of rubbish