Penguin spotted on the Ouse.

[Cegidfa]

A day’s birdspotting at Blacktoft Sands takes a strange turn.

You don’t see this very often. I bet that David Attenborough doesn’t have this problem.

An artistic study - Penguin in a hawthorn?

After a while he got bored, and started to walk home.

A passing geologist gives him a lift.

This is my daughter's partner, should I be worried?

Regards...****.

 

[henton49er]

Tell the penguin to get stuffed ..... oh, it already has been!! LOL!! :lol: :lol: =D> =D>

Mike

 

[BigShot]

That'll be... erm... global warming.

 

[xy mosian]

Nice one!
I've seen porpoise futher up the Ouse at Goole. Mid sixties that was.
xy

 

[Digit]

I looked but I couldn't see Batman anywhere.

Roy.

 

[chunkolini]

I could never get on with eating them.
Could not get the wrappers off.

 

[thomvic]

"Penguin spotted on the Ouse." Does that mean he's a spotted penguin now?

Richard

 

[Cegidfa]

I find it interesting that every one has had fun with language, which is good; but no one has actually commented on the actual question :wink: :roll:

Regards....****.

 

[promhandicam]

. . . but no one has actually commented on the actual question Regards....****.

Yes

 

[Cegidfa]

:? :shock:

 

[promhandicam]

Anyone in an ongoing relationship with a stuffed penguin should seek urgent psychiatric help and may well need to be sectioned. :wink:

 

[kirkpoore1]

Beware of itinerant Linux salesmen!

Anonymous, who wonders how to pronounce "Ouse"...

 

[Digit]

In Bedfordshire it's pronounced 'Oooze.'

Roy.

 

[Cegidfa]

Hi Promhandicam,

Err, perhaps I should point out that the chap in the hat is my daughter's partner......

Nice one Kirk.

Regards...****.

 

[RogerM]

There was a similar exchange about unlikely birds that had been spotted locally in our village weekly news sheet - "The Private Nose". Eventually the editor closed the topic by saying that there was rumour going round that "Lizzie Stone had a shag in her bedroom". After choking on her cornflakes she dined out on it for weeks.

 

[Digit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.