Joke Thread II

[stuart little]

Had an MG Midget many years ago, could drop the top and drive under the barriers in the local multi storey car park. It was in the days before artic trailers had side safety bars so the motorway was a bit hairy at times

AKA 'Mansfield Bars'. After Jayne's tragic accident.

 

[stuart little]

Had you bothered to check, you would have discovered that apple streusel (Apfel Streusel Kuchen) is also known as apple crumble. It is not the same as apple strudel.

Mike, although I have spent many hols touring Germany, I have never come across 'streusel', so it was me assuming - again!

 

[stuart little]

364 Days to Christmas and that silly person across the road has his Christmas tree up already..

Same here they've all got their C-mas lights on!!!!!

 

[fatbob]

 

[stuart little]

Where's Stuart when you need him

I'm here! Wasup?

 

[stuart little]

Stuart I stand with you !????

That's 'Road Runner' - "BEEP- BEEP"

Sorry - no this time!

 

[stuart little]

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[stuart little]

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Would it be this smell - ?

 

[stuart little]

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[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Sachakins]

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OK, not a Hen, must be a c@#£ral

 

[Jaco]

 

[Noel]

You should always recycle your old pizza boxes…..

 

[John Brown]

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Human excrement versus yeast excrement.

 

[Lazarus]

 

[Thingybob]

You should always recycle your old pizza boxes…..

???

 

[John Brown]

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???

 

[Tris]

???

Nutshell: Some internet troll was tracked down and arrested after his choice of pizza takeaway was shown in pics online

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]