Joke Thread II
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Blackswanwood
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Flynnwood
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My humour/joke of #stardate today:
Got the job at Downing Street; - counselling Larry the Cat who has lived there since 2011.
Speaking to him via a Russian "Meowic" interpreter, it transpires he is "deeply disappointed" and "highly offended" that four Prime Ministers have decided not to live with him anymore. Cameron, May, Boris and Liz Lettuce.
He was worried how long the fifth one will last.
I told him not to worry and that more mice will soon arrive in the Cabinet Office, for him to play with.
Got the job at Downing Street; - counselling Larry the Cat who has lived there since 2011.
Speaking to him via a Russian "Meowic" interpreter, it transpires he is "deeply disappointed" and "highly offended" that four Prime Ministers have decided not to live with him anymore. Cameron, May, Boris and Liz Lettuce.
He was worried how long the fifth one will last.
I told him not to worry and that more mice will soon arrive in the Cabinet Office, for him to play with.
Doris Smith today revealed she would not be putting her name forward for the leadership race siting she was far too busy in her cleaning job at Tory party headquarters
Alex H
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Doug B
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Isnt it funny how one statement can have two different meanings
BORIS "I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY"
LIZ "I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY "
BORIS "I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY"
LIZ "I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY "
Blackswanwood
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Doug B
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Im not sure Boris has time to lead the conservative party again.
Not with auditioning for the latest James Bond role.
Not with auditioning for the latest James Bond role.
Tris
What am I doing here?
Nah, he's the director, Chubby Broccoli
Blackswanwood
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Doug B
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Phil Pascoe
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Alex H
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