Joke Thread II

[Doug B]

 

[Sachakins]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[rocketman_k]

I went to our local garden centre to buy food for wild birds. I asked the assistant “where will I find fat balls?
.
.
.
.
.

She replied


“He’s not working today, can I help you?”

 

[stuart little]

View attachment 138516

 

[Phil Pascoe]

For a change, I'm with you on that one.

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

Famous last words "here hold my beer". He was showing off drunk, got himself killed, it's a running joke online

 

[Majimoto]

Pearly gates might be a clue???

 

[Majimoto]

Pearly gates might be a clue???

Now-- I replied directly to the quoted post and my reply is put out of context.
Stoopid algorithm!

 

[stuart little]

Pearly gates might be a clue???

No, they weren't. Samg explained it - I'm not much the wiser now - hmmmm!

 

[Thingybob]

View attachment 138554

Now where s those bob a job scouts when you need them

 

[morqthana]

Now-- I replied directly to the quoted post and my reply is put out of context.
Stoopid algorithm!

I'm really struggling to understand what your complaint is.

You replied to Stuart Little's post.

The system put the post you were replying to into your reply so that everyone could see the context.

Seriously - what is happening which you think shouldn't, or isn't happening which you think should?

 

[SamG340]

Now even I'm confused !

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

 

[Majimoto]

I really don't have the time or inclination to go into the matter -- my OCD is obviously playing up again.

I'm really struggling to understand what your complaint is.

You replied to Stuart Little's post.

The system put the post you were replying to into your reply so that everyone could see the context.

Seriously - what is happening which you think shouldn't, or isn't happening which you think should?

 

[Majimoto]

View attachment 138576

You ok Sam?

 

[SamG340]

You ok Sam?

Yes, and I've got a great idea ... Here hold my beer !!

 

[bushwhaker]

So this guy lost his right foot in an accident. Lucky for him, he got a great prosthetic, so nobody knew he was wearing a prosthetic foot.

Some years later he met a girl, but didn’t tell her about his ‘disability’. They got married and on the wedding night, he took off his prosthetic foot to show his new bride. Horrified, she called her mom.

“Mom, you wouldn’t believe it. He’s only got one foot!”

The mom yelled back, “Dammit child, be grateful! Your dad ain’t even six inches!”