Joke Thread II

[mikej460]

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Only if you prefer bourbon, not so tragic for us malt whisky drinkers..slainte

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Cordy]

Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?

 

[stuart little]

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Here I go again -

 

[kwigly]

Stuart, If you want to know, why don't you get a lesson on using Google (or any search engine), and search items shown in the picture. e.g. "zouma, cat"

 

[stuart little]

Stuart, If you want to know, why don't you get a lesson on using Google (or any search engine), and search items shown in the picture. e.g. "zouma, cat"

I'd no idea what soever it referred to, so taken your advice :- Google just confirmed my opinion of Newspapers ( especially The Sun) & idjits that squabble over an inflated pig's bladder.
Well, it is a joke thread after all!

 

[Jameshow]

Here I go again -

Professional footballer accused of abusing a cat....

 

[Cozzer]

Here I go again -

Jeez.....

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

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I'm at a local social club and that sums up the music awful!
I've come on here for respite!!

 

[SamG340]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

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Thats cheap where is it

 

[Doug B]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Pedronicus]

Just opened the door to a guy and he was only 3' 3" tall.
I said "Who are you?
He replied "I'm the metre man!"

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[dzj]