Joke Thread II

[dzj]

 

[Ttrees]

Leonardo DiCaprio through the years...

 

[JimJay]

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I'd be happy to be called "middle-aged" again - especially as I feel old enough to have started life in a cave....

 

[stuart little]

Whats a "panel"?

Part of a door etc.

 

[stuart little]

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I thought that was going to be the notorious 'Can Opener', but no. Despite being raised & painted bright yellow + warning lights, the can opener still gets it's victims - worth watching on YT.

 

[stuart little]

Leonardo DiCaprio through the years...

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[stuart little]

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[Phill05]

 

[dzj]

If you remember the desktop of an operating system from the previous century, you probably
have ailments associated with old age.
It's not that funny. Maybe a bit.

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]

I thought that was going to be the notorious 'Can Opener', but no. Despite being raised & painted bright yellow + warning lights, the can opener still gets it's victims - worth watching on YT.

that can opener bridge has a more evil little brother!!!!

 

[Thingybob]

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that can opener bridge has a more evil little brother!!!!

If anyone on here lives near Barton Bridge Eccles you will know this joke

 

[stuart little]

If you remember the desktop of an operating system from the previous century, you probably
have ailments associated with old age.
It's not that funny. Maybe a bit.

How right you are! I didn't have a PC until 2009, when I retired. Glad now I didn't have one as I don't think I'd've got much work done.

 

[Cozzer]

I went to the zoo yesterday and spotted a baguette in a cage.









The zookeeper told me it was bred in captivity.

 

[Thingybob]

I went to the zoo yesterday and spotted a baguette in a cage.









The zookeeper told me it was bred in captivity.

We ve been to that zoo only had one dog in it , It was a shitzoo

 

[SamG340]

We ve been to that zoo only had one dog in it , It was a shitzoo

Boo!

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

 

[Cozzer]

The inventor of throat lozenges has died today.




They'll be no coffin at his funeral.