Only available for this am. !https://www.topgear.com/car-news/su...over-discovery-will-be-mid-engined-sports-car
Just placed an order for my new car!
My solution so far
Ive just replaced all the electric light bulbs with candles. Bought a camping gas single ring burner and six lantern style wind up lanterns. While the wife wasn't watching I took the tumble dryer to the tip.
Ive installed a clip on the wall outside the backdoor that now holds a second world war collapsible trench spade and is being used for digging trenches in the field at the back when we or any visitors require a tom tit.
This is to get infront of the curve when water charges go up 80% due to the hot summer we are going to have.
Im struggling to differentiate what is a joke and what is real life at the moment.Just chuck some spuds in the trench as you backfill and you're covered for the food shortages too.
Joke thread has morphed into public service announcements now
Im struggling to differentiate what is a joke and what is real life at the moment.
For instance
Scottish power site is still down but they managed to put up an email form to send in your meter readings.
The form asks for your account number but you cant access your account to retrieve the number because the site is down because they went paperless to save the planet.
If thats not a joke I give in.
https://www.topgear.com/car-news/su...over-discovery-will-be-mid-engined-sports-car
Just placed an order for my new car!
You do realise when we are dead this humour will be lost for ever.Is that from the same publishers as 'The White Cliffs' by Eileen Dover, and 'A Guide to Roadworks' by Elaine Cohen-Dorff?
You do realise when we are dead this humour will be lost for ever.
Its like introducing yourself to someone. Shaking their hand and squeezing every three seconds as you do so.
And then saying
"Pleases to meet you.
I'm the man from the milk marketing board."
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