stuart little
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There must be a catch somewhere?
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There must be a catch somewhere?
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It took me a while, but then penny dropped
Other compression algorithms are available.It took me a while, but then penny dropped
If the BFG wrote emails
Very suttle!
Echoes of the 'late-great' Stanley Unwin!
Diamonds are produced by compressing carbon. Zip is a computer file compression technique. C is the chemical symbol for carbon.I give up!
I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy,
"I need a battery so I can tell the time"
He said "is it for a clock?"
I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery"
Ta, muchly. I guessed it to be a lump of coal! Thereby losing me wiv t'zip!Diamonds are produced by compressing carbon. Zip is a computer file compression technique. C is the chemical symbol for carbon.
He should take care when dressingA man goes to the doctor.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.
"I'll show you," says the man. Turns round, drops his trousers and bends over.
"Christ," says the doctor, "You've got a lettuce growing out your @rse!"
"Ah," says the man, "That's just the tip of the iceberg..."
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