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I went into the electrical shop and said to the guy,

"I need a battery so I can tell the time"

He said "is it for a clock?"

I said "I don't know, that's why I need the battery"

That one took a while.... :unsure:
 
A man goes to the doctor.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.

"I'll show you," says the man. Turns round, drops his trousers and bends over.

"Christ," says the doctor, "You've got a lettuce growing out your @rse!"

"Ah," says the man, "That's just the tip of the iceberg..."
 
A man goes to the doctor.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doctor.

"I'll show you," says the man. Turns round, drops his trousers and bends over.

"Christ," says the doctor, "You've got a lettuce growing out your @rse!"

"Ah," says the man, "That's just the tip of the iceberg..."
He should take care when dressing




I should probably leaf it out
 
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