Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[gwaithcoed]

In the early years of Datsun cars they found a fault in the gear boxes. One particular cog was forever failing . The makers decided to send a crateful over.
On the way over the plane began to lose power. The crew decided to lighten the load and throw out some of the cargo.
A mother playing outside with her children suddenly grabbed the kids and shouted get inside quick it's raining Datsun cogs.

Alan

 

[dzj]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[stuart little]

British paratroopers landing in France for D-Day 80 celebrations, being met by French customs for passport check! Gotta be a joke!

Why have they all got the same name - Douane?

 

[Peter25!]

 

[artie]

British paratroopers landing in France for D-Day 80 celebrations, being met by French customs for passport check! Gotta be a joke!

Why have they all got the same name - Douane?

Thought you were going to do the old one about the eighty year old ex para going for holiday in France.

Immigration officer asked if he'd been to France before?

Yes he says but last time I jumped from the plane and shot my way to Paris.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Thought you were going to do the old one about the eighty year old ex para going for holiday in France.

Immigration officer asked if he'd been to France before?

Yes he says but last time I jumped from the plane and shot my way to Paris.

Or the ex RAF chap in Cologne airport - have you been here before? Well, yes, but I never landed.

 

[Vulcan]

Is this a joke or not?

 

[sploo]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[kinverkid]

Then and now

 

[dzj]

 

[selectortone]

 

[stuart little]

Thought you were going to do the old one about the eighty year old ex para going for holiday in France.

Immigration officer asked if he'd been to France before?

Yes he says but last time I jumped from the plane and shot my way to Paris.

That's a new one to me

 

[stuart little]

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No returns!

 

[stuart little]

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[Phil Pascoe]

 

[stuart little]

OH! - That explains it, as that was one off my list of 'carp' never watched!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

One of the best comedy shows this century.