Humerous posts

[doctor Bob]

............. I thought that was because I'm left-handed and it's more natural to do it that way. I also do ticks "backwards".

Bill, sorry this is a thread for standard people, we don't want your weird types here................

 

[samhay]

Does drinking backwards involve vomiting?

Edit. Nevermind, I should have read your post properly.

 

[novocaine]

Carefuk Bob or us lefties will storm the capitol.

As soon as we can find the left handed scissors to cut the red tape with.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Tea is dreadful stuff. Can't stand it. I stir my coffee anti-clockwise though, but I thought that was because I'm left-handed and it's more natural to do it that way. I also do ticks "backwards".

Sinister, that.

 

[Cabinetman]

Shall I try a rude word and see what happens? It starts with a C

 

[Cabinetman]

And it’s got 12 letters.

 

[doctor Bob]

Shall I try a rude word and see what happens? It starts with a C

sort of like hangman, I'll go along with it, hmmmm ok I'll try a "T"

PS missed your second post, that's stumped me, dont know 12 letter words,

 

[Cabinetman]

Well if we couldn’t say N-z-. I’m not sure what will happen with Conservative.

 

[billw]

Well if we couldn’t say N-z-. I’m not sure what will happen with Conservative.

What’s the difference?

 

[novocaine]

A glass structure attach to a building. Often considered as completely useless as its to cold for qonter use and to hot for summer use?

 

[doctor Bob]

A glass structure attach to a building. Often considered as completely useless as its to cold for qonter use and to hot for summer use?

Orangery, these days, keep up at the back...........

 

[Cabinetman]

A la Basil, "I mentioned the war once but I think I got away with it "

 

[Cabinetman]

Testing

 

[billw]

Orangery, these days, keep up at the back...........

doesn’t an orangery require an orange tree? Otherwise it’s a conservatory.

 

[artie]

Must say this thread make a lot more sense than some recent ones.
But I don't agree, you're all wrong.

 

[manglitter]

Was it my scone comment that did it?

Was that scone or scone?
Because one way you are saying it completely wrong...

(It's definitely scone)

Also I always stir my coffee clockwise - is this why I can't cut neat dovetails?

 

[Doug B]

Do people still stir hot beverages

 

[Rorschach]

Was that scone or scone?
Because one way you are saying it completely wrong...

(It's definitely scone)

Also I always stir my coffee clockwise - is this why I can't cut neat dovetails?

I pronounce it scone, I'm not an *****!

 

[Doug B]

I pronounce it scone, I'm not an silly person!

Steady @Rorschach folks have left in a huff who’ve insisted it’s pronounced scone

 

[Rorschach]

Steady @Rorschach folks have left in a huff who’ve insisted it’s pronounced scone

Good riddance, they probably put the jam on first too! Heathens!