Humerous posts

[Harken in Wood]

Steady @Rorschach folks have left in a huff who’ve insisted it’s pronounced scone

Bet your a southerner!

 

[BHwoodworking]

cream first. then jam. looks better that way.

 

[manglitter]

I don't stir, drink tea and coffee black, how does that categorise me?

Either practical or lactose intolerant

 

[Cabinetman]

cream first. then jam. looks better that way.

I’m trying to think of an instance where white is underneath red or any other darker colour for that matter,. It screams out to me that it should be white on red, can’t explain it really I’m sorry. Ian

 

[Doug B]

Bet your a southerner!

How very dare you sir
I went as far south as Birmingham once but got a nose bleed so returned home

 

[Doug B]

I don't stir, drink tea and coffee black, how does that categorise me?

Well in my books that’s normal well the coffee part anyway.

 

[Droogs]

@Craywater Stalinist.

 

[gregmcateer]

Bet your a southerner!

As a Southerner living in the Midlands, (and not giving a @@@@ where anyone is from anyway), I do feel it's my duty to correct your English - "your" should have been "you're".

Standards, man!

 

[Harken in Wood]

How very dare you sir
I went as far south as Birmingham once but got a nose bleed so returned home

That’s not south! South begins below Leeds.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

South begins below Hayle.

 

[Just4Fun]

When I was on a tour of a distillery in the highlands somewhere another visitor commented that he had never heard of their particular whisky before. The guide replied: "You don't often see it down south. I look for it every time I go to Edinburgh."

 

[Phil Pascoe]

There was a letter in The Times some while ago from a chap who'd been to a wedding on Islay, and after a hard three days on the local whiskies celebrating woke up with a thick head. His host suggested he tried a Speyside ....... a nice little "breakfast whisky".

 

[Trainee neophyte]

All my neighbours like to bump - start the system with a little tsipouro of a winter morning. Being a soft northern European, I neither need nor can cope with brandy for breakfast, especially if it is home made.

 

[billw]

I’m trying to think of an instance where white is underneath red or any other darker colour for that matter,. It screams out to me that it should be white on red, can’t explain it really I’m sorry. Ian

Singapore’s flag.

 

[Droogs]

Just remember for some "South" starts at Wick

 

[Robbo60]

in England South starts at the Tees

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Where I am it starts at about Helston.

 

[Harken in Wood]

in England South starts at the Tees

To be more precise, south of Middlesbrough

 

[Robbo60]

To be more precise, south of Middlesbrough

Agreed - I'm from Durham originally but lived down South for 30 years - East Midlands

 

[Ozi]

Good riddance, they probably put the jam on first too! Heathens!

Am I still allowed to put jam on heathens?