Grammar Post

[Thingybob]

Just baiting the trap see what we catch

 

[Geoff_S]

That should be “I am just baiting …..”

 

[Inspector]

I will leave others to comment on your grammar but no punctuation! How could you?

Pete

 

[Adam W.]

Tut! There's an apostrophe in don't and ain't. FWIW.

 

[Phill05]

Just baiting the trap see what we catch

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[Jacob]

I've got a photo on the wall of my grammar and grampar

 

[Yojevol]

I've got a photo on the wall of my grammar and grampar

Full Stop, Jacob.

 

[Thingybob]

Unbelievable more jokes here already

 

[Thingybob]

Free with this post a set of punctuation marks to use as you like : ; ! ? ' " - _

 

[Daniel2]

Just baiting the trap see what we catch

I think you could have used a comma.
Or, even, let's push the boat out here; A semi colon.... !!!

 

[Inspector]

I think you could have used a comma.
Or, even, let's push the boat out here; A semi colon.... !!!

Isn't that what you end up with after the gut surgeon is finished an operation on you?

Pete

Edited to correct my own grammar mistake before someone red marks it.

 

[TRITON]

Full Stop, Jacob.

Ye Gads, that is horrific.
You should have written.

'Jacob, you have forgotten to place a full stop at the end of your statement'.
Or are you calling Jacob a full stop ?.

I expect Jacob has been called many things in his time, but never a full stop.

 

[Yojevol]

Ye Gads, that is horrific.
You should have written.

'Jacob, you have forgotten to place a full stop at the end of your statement'.
Or are you calling Jacob a full stop ?.

I expect Jacob has been called many things in his time, but never a full stop.

I was tempted to put Fool Stop

 

[Linus]

There's the secret. Start a grammar thread and you'll get more humour than on the joke thread! Perhaps?

 

[Morag Jones]

A full stop after a question mark?

Outrageous!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Isn't that what you end up with after the gut surgeon is finished an operation on you?

Pete

Edited to correct my own grammar mistake before someone red marks it.

has finished?

 

[aet1]

That should be “I am just baiting …..”

..."to see what I catch".

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Just culled this from Joke thread III.
@John Brown

I definately agree.
Grammer and speling seperate the sheep from the goat's.

Is there an erroneous apostrophe or are the sheep being separated from some part of the goat's anatomy?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I think you're missing something. Read it again.

 

[graduate_owner]

Children in school were taught grammar as part of key skills, but in my opinion, I myself personally think quay skills are a waist of thyme.

K