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Nah they're foxgloves!
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A recently married man was in his garage working on his Celica.
His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"
Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick.
"Are you OK ?, whats the matter" asked his wife.
The man said, "For a moment there you sounded like my Ex-Wife"
"EX-WIFE" the woman shouted, "You never told me you were married before"
"I wasn't" he said.
His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"
Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick.
"Are you OK ?, whats the matter" asked his wife.
The man said, "For a moment there you sounded like my Ex-Wife"
"EX-WIFE" the woman shouted, "You never told me you were married before"
"I wasn't" he said.
Jameshow
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A recently married man was in his garage working on his Celica.
His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"
Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick.
"Are you OK ?, whats the matter" asked his wife.
The man said, "For a moment there you sounded like my Ex-Wife"
"EX-WIFE" the woman shouted, "You never told me you were married before"
"I wasn't" he said.
I'd sell it and buy a TVR / lotus!!!!
Cheers James
His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"
Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick.
"Are you OK ?, whats the matter" asked his wife.
The man said, "For a moment there you sounded like my Ex-Wife"
"EX-WIFE" the woman shouted, "You never told me you were married before"
"I wasn't" he said.
I'd sell it and buy a TVR / lotus!!!!
Cheers James
Phil Pascoe
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Why would you sell something trouble free and buy junk? 
Phil Pascoe
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She's dropped her price since the cartoon was last here.
Jameshow
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Because I like to build furniture rather than shopping at IKEA!Why would you sell something trouble free and buy junk?
I bought a CD today; Sounds that Wasps make. I put it on and thought - hang on, that sounds nothing like wasps. Then I realised, I'd put on the B-side.
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