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flying haggis
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Cycled to the shop to buy a bottle of Gin yesterday, but then I thought ....
what if I fall off and the bottle gets broken?
So cleverly, I drank it all outside the shop.
Good thing I did too, I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
what if I fall off and the bottle gets broken?
So cleverly, I drank it all outside the shop.
Good thing I did too, I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
AES
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Much though it probably does NOT "distinguish" me, I must admit that gave me a good chuckle, thanks Doug B.
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Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Mick and Sean, were sent for. Sean went in to identify the body first.
Sean had a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, could you roll him over"?
So the mortician rolled the body over. "Nope, it ain't Paddy."said Sean.
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Mick in to identify the body.
Mick took a look, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, could you roll him over?
The mortician rolled the body over. "No, it ain't Paddy."said Mick.
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
"Well, Paddy had two ar$eholes."said Mick
"What? Two ar$eholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup"replied Mick. "Everyone knew he had two ar$eholes. Where ever we went, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with the two ar$eholes....'"
Sean had a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, could you roll him over"?
So the mortician rolled the body over. "Nope, it ain't Paddy."said Sean.
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Mick in to identify the body.
Mick took a look, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, could you roll him over?
The mortician rolled the body over. "No, it ain't Paddy."said Mick.
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
"Well, Paddy had two ar$eholes."said Mick
"What? Two ar$eholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yup"replied Mick. "Everyone knew he had two ar$eholes. Where ever we went, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with the two ar$eholes....'"
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I think they showed 14 parts but 15 was missing............I just passed my insect identification exam
I got a B....
Did anyone see the recent documentary on TV about IKEA?
It was in 15 parts.....
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The BBC were saying the other day that about 1/3 of the different kinds of fish in the U.Ks' rivers are now extinct. That includes sturgeon.
Do you think that the Scots should throw her back in?
Do you think that the Scots should throw her back in?
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MARK.B.
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My mate David had his Id stolen
Now he's just Dav
Now he's just Dav
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Timthetangent
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It looks rather washed up to me.
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