Another Joke

[Doug B]

Just a thought but if we got the Aldi checkout staff to distribute the vaccine it would be done by the end of January

 

[Robbo3]

According to Tetley, the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag!

So every morning I slap her buttocks and say: "Two sugars Fatty"

 

[BHwoodworking]

^^^^^sorry to tell you this but look at page 1 post one^^^^^

still gave me a laugh anway......

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

^^^^^sorry to tell you this but look at page 1 post one^^^^^

still gave me a laugh anway......

The age of most of the readers led me to believe no one would remember that . . . . or I forgot.

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)
The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the ***:
"They don't serve beer here, you moron!"
The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

 

[Doug B]

I was in Curry’s with the wife earlier when she asked,
”what’s your favourite Tele tubby?”
”Tinky Winky” I replied
she said “No you fat git which television do you like“

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jonzjob]

The age of most of the readers led me to believe no one would remember that . . . . or I forgot.

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)
The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the ***:
"They don't serve beer here, you moron!"
The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

That sounds just like the canteens in IBM USA. They are dry too due to the Quakers who run the company

 

[TRITON]

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."

Or how about...
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[bushwhaker]

 

[billw]