Graham Orm
Established Member
A farmer and his wife took their young son to the city for the first time. They had lived a reclusive life and neither parent had been to the city before.
In the first large store they came to the wife told her husband and son to wait near the lifts while she looked at the underwear. Having never seen a lift the farmer marvelled as the shiny steel doors opened and allowed a young couple out of the small box beyond. He scratched his head as he watched an old woman totter in before the doors closed again. Now completely intrigued he watched avidly to see what would happen to her. After a couple of minutes there was a 'ping' and the doors opened to reveal a voluptuous blonde, who strode confidently out and smiled at the old man.
The farmer stood with his mouth open for a moment whilst he thought about what had just happened. Without taking his eyes off the lift he said to his son 'fetch your mother'.
In the first large store they came to the wife told her husband and son to wait near the lifts while she looked at the underwear. Having never seen a lift the farmer marvelled as the shiny steel doors opened and allowed a young couple out of the small box beyond. He scratched his head as he watched an old woman totter in before the doors closed again. Now completely intrigued he watched avidly to see what would happen to her. After a couple of minutes there was a 'ping' and the doors opened to reveal a voluptuous blonde, who strode confidently out and smiled at the old man.
The farmer stood with his mouth open for a moment whilst he thought about what had just happened. Without taking his eyes off the lift he said to his son 'fetch your mother'.
