Alf

[Jake]

Probably best left unsaid, though, Big Softy.

 

[big soft moose]

The problem with badgers is that they knock your wheels out of allignment...

Aidan

That or rip the front of the car off!

Swine

Miles

you think thats bad try coliding with a cow - as a made of mine did in his bosses merc once .... oh dearie dearie me

 

[big soft moose]

And there I was trying to self-censor myself! Oh well.

thats alright - ive censored myself too

 

[Jake]

Editing madness.

 

[Digit]

You'll get over it BSM. Just sit down for a while with a nice big glass. Works every time! :lol:

Roy.

 

[big soft moose]

You'll get over it BSM. Just sit down for a while with a nice big glass. Works every time! :lol:

Roy.

ive tried that roy but its not working too well - may be if i put some beverage in the big glass it would work better

 

[Digit]

Certainly worth a try! :lol:

Roy.

 

[Losos]

The problem with badgers is that they knock your wheels out of allignment...

Aidan

That or rip the front of the car off!

Swine

Miles

you think thats bad try coliding with a cow - as a made of mine did in his bosses merc once .... oh dearie dearie me

All in all I think we'd be better off diverting this thread into a discussion about the relative merits (or not) of RTA's with badgers, hedgehogs, and cows :lol:

And while we're about it - I once hit an old deer in the New Forrest, but she got up and smashed my headlight with her walking stick :roll:

 

[dicktimber]

Not heard from anyone else from this forum for ages..

Anyone know what happened to them?

Mike

 

[Rob_H]

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And while we're about it - I once hit an old deer in the New Forrest, but she got up and smashed my headlight with her walking stick :roll:

Actually nearly fell off my chair laughing at that one - Mrs H came in as she thought I was having a fit!

 

[TheTiddles]

atAnd while we're about it - I once hit an old deer in the New Forrest, but she got up and smashed my headlight with her walking stick :roll:

That is brilliant! As a forest dweller, I shal remember that!

Aidan

 

[Digit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

 

[big soft moose]

[

All in all I think we'd be better off diverting this thread into a discussion about the relative merits (or not) of RTA's with badgers, hedgehogs, and cows :lol:

my uncle used to work in saudi arabia and i remember him telling me that out there one of the main causes of road fatalities was collisions with camels - the car takes the legs out and the carcase comes through the windscren and squishes you.

this is also a problem in wisconsin and canada but with moose instead of camels.

 

[Digit]

They can't see a Camel?
Reminds of years ago.
I was taking one of my breaks from engineering and selling insurance.
This guy hit a tank on Salisbury Plain! He saw it approaching apparently, towards one of the road crossing points, and never took his eyes off of it as he had never seen one before!

Roy.

 

[Woodmagnet]

He would have failed a breathalyser test though Roy,
as he was............wait for it.................."Tanked up". :lol:
I know.......Hat, Coat, "Taxi".

 

[Digit]

Oh Lord! Will I never learn? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

 

[Grinding One]

[

All in all I think we'd be better off diverting this thread into a discussion about the relative merits (or not) of RTA's with badgers, hedgehogs, and cows :lol:

my uncle used to work in saudi arabia and i remember him telling me that out there one of the main causes of road fatalities was collisions with camels - the car takes the legs out and the carcase comes through the windscren and squishes you.

this is also a problem in wisconsin and canada but with moose instead of camels.

Sorry there are no moose in Wisconsin those are Whitetail Deer ,Moose are 2 times bigger.Racks of up to 6ft.....Of course if your in a little car those deer do look like Moose.In The State of Maine moose are protected,hit one there and your going to jail just like if you killed a person.
Tie a moose to a tree and he`ll die before you can get a transport to him.They just give up,but sneak up and surprise one and you`ll be served up for lunch.Many a person in a boat on a lake was givin the what for by a moose.

 

[Woodmagnet]

Grinding One said...
but sneak up and surprise one and you`ll be served up for lunch.


The moral of the story is....................Don't Goose a Moose.
Hat, Coat, "TAXI"....... :lol:

 

[Grinding One]

Well they look innocent enough,like big slow horses,but they have a mean streak in them and they are real fast too.I was fishing in Maine one morning and heard a lot of branches and sticks clattering,I thought a Bear was smashing through the underbrush...Nope just a Moose,way bigger then myself and hit the water at a dead run....swam all the way across the lake.I know he scared all of the fish away from my pole so I reeled in and went back to the cabin...so much for morning fishing...could have been worst he could have run me over in his haste Never knew what set him off though,may be a Bear.

 

[Losos]

The moral of the story is....................Don't Goose a Moose.

Nice one Kevin :lol: :lol: :lol: One more for the hat trick :roll: