Cozzer
Established Member
Earlier this eve...
"Want to listen to the match?" I asked my beloved, my hand hovering above the radio.
"Er, no....There's a Mary Berry thing on TV...how to make Christmas food things...."
45 minutes later, she asks "Do you a fancy a corned beef and onion toastie with your tomato soup?"
Sorry, Mary.
"And some fell on stony ground...."
"Want to listen to the match?" I asked my beloved, my hand hovering above the radio.
"Er, no....There's a Mary Berry thing on TV...how to make Christmas food things...."
45 minutes later, she asks "Do you a fancy a corned beef and onion toastie with your tomato soup?"
Sorry, Mary.
"And some fell on stony ground...."