You have to smile....

[Cozzer]

Earlier this eve...
"Want to listen to the match?" I asked my beloved, my hand hovering above the radio.
"Er, no....There's a Mary Berry thing on TV...how to make Christmas food things...."
45 minutes later, she asks "Do you a fancy a corned beef and onion toastie with your tomato soup?"

Sorry, Mary.
"And some fell on stony ground...."

 

[Geoff_S]

Corned beef and onion toastie? With a bit of melted cheese to bind it together maybe? And a bowl of soup?

What’s the main course?

 

[Katomi woodsmith]

Ohh send some here, beef soup please

 

[Cozzer]

Corned beef and onion toastie? With a bit of melted cheese to bind it together maybe? And a bowl of soup?

What’s the main course?

That was it, matey!
Wish I'd listened to the match now!