Want a pencil?

[Woodmagnet]

Mrs Piggy and I had an amusing pressie this xmas, it`s a pencil sharpener in the form of a cat with it`s tail up. Guess where you shove the pencil ?
Correct, and when you do it meows !!!
Our 2 cats have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand they are intrigued with the new, rather small and stationary but vocal feline, judging by their expressions whenever it meows. And on the other hand there is a certain look of worry that it`s not only going to be a vet`s thermometer paying a visit up the back of beyond !! :shock:

:lol:

 

[Big Fat Pig]

Kevin, you`ve got one too !
A funny thing is that it`s about the best sharpener i`ve ever had.

Piggy

 

[motownmartin]

:lol:

More like ME-OUCH :shock:

 

[Woodmagnet]

Kevin, you`ve got one too !
A funny thing is that it`s about the best sharpener i`ve ever had.

Piggy

What about the teatowel holder

:lol:

 

[motownmartin]

Kevin, you`ve got one too !
A funny thing is that it`s about the best sharpener i`ve ever had.

Piggy

What about the teatowel holder

:lol:

Kevin, you're starting to worry me

 

[Woodmagnet]

Or a doorbell

:lol: i worry myself to at times Martin. :lol:

 

[Big Fat Pig]

I`m not in the least bit worried about Kevin.
Mind you, the cats have just s**t themselves looking at that doorbell.!! :lol:


Piggy

 

[Taffy Turner]

Don't everyone just keep one behind their ear?

Well, that is what I used to do, but then I bought a pack of 20 oval carpenters pencils, which are great 'cos they don't roll away when you put them down, and you can get a lovely chisel point on them, but the problem is they won't stay behind my ear, and keep falling off. Seems like a design fault to me...... Or maybe I have faulty ears??? :shock:

Gary