woodieallen
Established Member
A conversation overheard at the Department for Transport .....
"Pretty clear that any Govt will have a revenue hole as petrol/diesels get phased out and the tax on fuel disappears. So what to do ? Only real alternative is pay-per-mile. But how does one know what that is for any vehicle ? " mused the Minister.
"The answer, Minister, is the mileage recorded at MOT time" said Smithers. "Well done, Smithers", said the Minister.
"Sir, sir, sir ?"...."Yes, Curmodgeon, what is it now ?" said the Minister. "What about classic cars, Minister? They are exempt from the MOT. The public will cry foul, Minister. Think about the bad press ? Two-tier and all that."
"Good point, Curmudgeon. Anyone have any ideas ?"
"Me, Sir...Me, Sir " cried A-Licker. "Why not pretend that the 'public' have been consulted about this and think that these cars are 'dangerous' and need testing?"
"Well done, A-Licker. Have a pretzel."
And so it came to pass. The results of the 'consultation' were released to the press but strangely enough no-one knew anyone or had read anything about the consultation. FOI enquiries fell on deaf ears.
You heard it here first.
"Pretty clear that any Govt will have a revenue hole as petrol/diesels get phased out and the tax on fuel disappears. So what to do ? Only real alternative is pay-per-mile. But how does one know what that is for any vehicle ? " mused the Minister.
"The answer, Minister, is the mileage recorded at MOT time" said Smithers. "Well done, Smithers", said the Minister.
"Sir, sir, sir ?"...."Yes, Curmodgeon, what is it now ?" said the Minister. "What about classic cars, Minister? They are exempt from the MOT. The public will cry foul, Minister. Think about the bad press ? Two-tier and all that."
"Good point, Curmudgeon. Anyone have any ideas ?"
"Me, Sir...Me, Sir " cried A-Licker. "Why not pretend that the 'public' have been consulted about this and think that these cars are 'dangerous' and need testing?"
"Well done, A-Licker. Have a pretzel."
And so it came to pass. The results of the 'consultation' were released to the press but strangely enough no-one knew anyone or had read anything about the consultation. FOI enquiries fell on deaf ears.
You heard it here first.