The wife

[momo]

Told me today that she wanted her own sewing room, when I asked her where I was meant to put it she told me I could remove my darkroom and all my cameras and stuff from the loft and she would have that !, I told her fine but I was going to put all my cameras etc under her side of the bed as mine was full of books, the looks could have struck me dead.

Why do some women have no sense of priorities !.

 

[Rich]

Momo, A word of advice, a woman is someone who does'nt know what she wants, and won't be happy until she's got it!
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Rich.

 

[Digit]

I'll be having a quiet word with your wife Rich!

Roy.

 

[Shadowfax]

Also remember that whatever you say a woman will take it down, store it up, twist it and use it against you at some future date!! It is not a problem for her, it comes quite naturally!

SF

 

[Blister]

My wife and I were happy for 20+ years

and then we met

divorced now , O bliss :wink: :wink:

 

[houtslager]

I love the Dutch manner of a LAT relatie = living apart together
I live in East Friesland and my partner g/f lives in Amsterdam. She has her domain with ALL her stuff there, and I have mine here with all my stuff. When we visit eachother all we bring with us is some extra clothes and cats LOL !.

HS thinking of the next project in EF

 

[woodbloke]

Also remember that whatever you say a woman will take it down, store it up, twist it and use it against you at some future date!! It is not a problem for her, it comes quite naturally!

SF

What's also not generally appreciated is that all of the 'fairer ***' have three memories. Long term, short term....and an Arguments Memory into which everything gets thrown that can remotely be used in evidence at some later date in the future when a row blows up. The only fall back that I found was the proverbial 'yes dear' and 'you're quite right dear' :wink: :roll: - Rob

 

[NeilO]

Wimps......

I wear the trousers in our house!!!



















the wife said so...... :lol:

 

[Big Fat Pig]

Last night i said to the Luscious Lizzie (swmbo), when we get home i`m going to rip your knickers off !!!!!

`Feeling frisky are you?` she asked

`No` i replied,` the elastics biting into my legs`

:lol:




Piggy

 

[momo]

Our coalman Steve told us that when his dad married his mum he held his trousers out to her and said put these on love, she replied dont be bloody silly they wont fit me, to which he said, good remember it, I'm the only one who wears the trousers in this house.

Next morning she held out her knickers to him and said, put these on love, to which he said don't be bloody silly I wont get into them, her reply was - no and if you dont change that chauvanistic attitude you never will.


How true it is I don't know. But I did think on it a while.

 

[Smudger]

:lol: