SWMBO's gems?

[PAC1]

Not SWMBO but one of her friends "This Kitchen is almost professional"!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess that 'friend' won't be coming to Christmas Dinner next year then?

Your right. Did I not mention that the firm I served my apprenticeship with had a side business as undertakers! It had been a while since I made a coffin :wink:

 

[Vormulac]

"Don't worry Dear, a few blemishes make it look more natural." (verdict on me swearing at tearout on a planed board).

Aw bless, that's quite sweet actually!

On finding me in the workshop with a beatific smile on my face surrounded by opened Axminster boxes and fresh machinery she said:

"So are you actually going to make stuff now?

...

What exactly?"

I have to admit I was kind of stumped for an answer...

 

[woody67]

When requested to use my table saw, Mrs Woody says "You should use your electric woodcutter"......... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: