Joke Thread III
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The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Phil Pascoe
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Violence towards animals seems to be perfectly acceptable, given the billions of them which are killed in cruel and barbaric circumstances every year. It seems that moral compasses point in the direction which are most convenient for their owners' proclivities....
stuart little
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YES, hear, hear. Maybe it's time for Joke thread IV. I've built up a heap of '
' waiting for a joke that, "Me no comprende."- again! 
Jameshow
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I take a fence at that joke!
I identify as a hedge!!
Is she married to Phil mcain...of the petrol shortage!!
Hear Hear Stuart well said we were going a bit of trackYES, hear, hear. Maybe it's time for Joke thread IV. I've built up a heap of '
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Yes, maybe two new joke threads. A joke thread IV and a separate Controversial JokeThread, with restricted access, as per the existing Controversial topics thread.YES, hear, hear. Maybe it's time for Joke thread IV. I've built up a heap of '
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Cleanest one I could think of....
Our computers went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
I'll get my coat........
Our computers went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
I'll get my coat........
Dear sir I take umbridge at this sort of joke it implies that all ofice workers spend their days playing computer games ,yada yada yadaCleanest one I could think of....
Our computers went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
I'll get my coat........
Inspector
Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, to avoid the horse........
I'll get my hat and coat and leave swiftly........
Phil Pascoe
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Dear sir I take umbrage at people who can't spell ...Dear sir I take umbridge at this sort of joke it implies that all ofice workers spend their days playing computer games ,yada yada yada
Robbo3
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Old bloke on a cruise visits a gents toilet in Barbados.
Standing at the urinal he happens to notice the gentleman next to him has letters tattooed on his todger.
" Goodness me, what a coincidence," says the old bloke.
"My wife's called Wendy too!"
"Cool" says the gentleman, but that actually says
"Welcome to Barbados and have a nice day!"
NB
There was no racial implications, or suggestions men in Barbados have long todgers.....
There were no snakes or any other animals ill treated in any way during the telling of this joke.
The old bloke may have been unsteady on his feet as reported to the administrator at the time, but the findings concluded that this was due to the overwhelming toxic atmosphere in the gents toilet at the time caused by the number of males smoking enormous spliffs in the toilet cubicles.
This joke has been passed by the censorship and classified as "U"
This explanation is brought to you curtesy of
" The UK, Ai coropration"
and may or may not be one hundred percent correct for humanoids reading it.
Standing at the urinal he happens to notice the gentleman next to him has letters tattooed on his todger.
" Goodness me, what a coincidence," says the old bloke.
"My wife's called Wendy too!"
"Cool" says the gentleman, but that actually says
"Welcome to Barbados and have a nice day!"
NB
There was no racial implications, or suggestions men in Barbados have long todgers.....
There were no snakes or any other animals ill treated in any way during the telling of this joke.
The old bloke may have been unsteady on his feet as reported to the administrator at the time, but the findings concluded that this was due to the overwhelming toxic atmosphere in the gents toilet at the time caused by the number of males smoking enormous spliffs in the toilet cubicles.
This joke has been passed by the censorship and classified as "U"
This explanation is brought to you curtesy of
" The UK, Ai coropration"
and may or may not be one hundred percent correct for humanoids reading it.
stuart little
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You may have hit yon nail on t'head!Dear sir I take umbridge at this sort of joke it implies that all ofice workers spend their days playing computer games ,yada yada yada
stuart little
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Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, to avoid the horse........
I'll get my hat and coat and leave swiftly........
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