Joke Thread III

[DRC]

J Lyon's and Co (cafe in piccadilly) opened in 1894 originally known as Lyon's corner house.

I also remember the ABC tea rooms and cafe Sloane square and the Lyons corner house oxford st. and tottenham court rd.

 

[MikeJhn]

And then the all night cafe on Waterloo Bridge that had an alcohol licence, or go to Billingsgate Market for a late drink.

 

[Thingybob]

Sorry mate there's no f in jokes call back tomorrow

 

[Ozi]

Looks like we have gone into
"I remember mode"

Back when cling film first came out, my mate took a roll into a night club we used to frequent, sipped into the ladies loo, lifted the seat and stretched the clingfilm over the porcelain.
Some very damp patches about that night.

One of my school teachers did that, not long before she was sacked for smoking role ups with a certain herbal quality about them. We still used to see her down the pub until we were old enough to drink in pubs with more regard for the licensing laws. Hope you're still in the land of the living Miss ****** you taught us a lot - some of it legal.

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

 

[Just4Fun]

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Your picture is out of date. Following the recent budget cuts that bloke from Poland no longer has a job.

 

[Doug B]

 

[IZZY]

I suppose you're the sort of guy who uses a teabag only once

Anything in despiration.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Keith Cocker]

Your picture is out of date. Following the recent budget cuts that bloke from Poland no longer has a job.

The man from Poland has gone back home since the standard of living there is considerably better than the UK now. Wonder why that is?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Unfortunately not really a joke.

 

[stuart little]

I also remember the ABC tea rooms and cafe Sloane square and the Lyons corner house oxford st. and tottenham court rd.

Sounds like a TPTV, 'Footage Detective.'

 

[Pedronicus]

The old (& possibly posted before) ones are the best!

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Keith Cocker]

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US version presumably?

 

[dzj]

US version presumably?

I think all doctors get the urge to shoot one of those suction cup darts at an annoying patient.
(As a woodworker I have to curb such compulsions all the time)

 

[stuart little]

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What's more, why the ducks & clubs/maracas?

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]