Joke Thread III

[Jameshow]

Your marriage is beyond saving it's dead!!

 

[Fergie 307]

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One of my dad's favourite sayings " He might have all his marbles, but they're none too shiny"

 

[stuart little]

We have a saying down here in Dorset: "What a life without a wife, and what a b*stard with one". Pretty much sums it up.

I lost my wife 18 years ago to cancer and I still think about her every day.

Sorry - now back to the jokes.

I'm with you there, my loss was 26years ago (MS).===
Ever tried typing with a furry friend walking over the keypad? Hence the '='

 

[stuart little]

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It's them thar 'cow orkers' again!

 

[stuart little]

Playing with words and numbers?
30 cows in a field 28 chickens, how many didn’t ?
Answer is 10 because 20 ate chickens

Gee! How did I miss that one? Maybe if a Briton had been telling it one could understand better.

 

[stuart little]

I understand this is meant to be a joke - but it makes no sense what so ever ? Where is the funny bit ?

Ageed!

 

[bushwhaker]

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

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Cremations a speciality?

Other options are available...

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[IZZY]

Other options are available...

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As they are all looking at the pavement perhaps they have just buried one under the slabs.

 

[Amateur]

Might as well shut up shop with this thread.

 

[dzj]

 

[Pabs]

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

 

[Jameshow]

There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

The Titanic's swimming pool is still full apparently!

 

[Pabs]

We are scraping the Google bucket lol

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

Might as well shut up shop with this thread.

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It's good to see your tax dollars aren't being wasted

 

[Thingybob]

As they are all looking at the pavement perhaps they have just buried one under the slabs.

Nope they are looking at the cats eyes in the middle of the road

 

[Sachakins]

We are scraping the Google bucket lol

But sadly there's no end to the Google metaverse