artie
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Na, Bush couldn't string that many words together, or follow more than one line at a time on the teleprompter.
Joke Thread III
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bushwhaker
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- What's different about right-hand drive cars?
- The woman grumbles from the left!
- The woman grumbles from the left!
Doug B
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Phill05
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Poor thing she's had trouble with the saw/planer where was hse when she needed them.
Yes it was the hands that gave it away.
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Lazarus
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President Biden appoints Will Smith as the new USA Alien Defence Director
After watching, "Independence Day," which Joe considers factual, he spoke to the press to give his reasoning for the appointment.
"Members of the jury. Excuse me. Press.
I have not taken this decision lightly. As we all know the USA is being invalided by swarms of alien objects. I sat last night watching Wills achievement in a classified recording in my home cinema room eating a gallon tub of Frank and Billies ice cream.. Will really knows how to kick alien ass. I hope he doesn't slap me down for mentioning that?
I also took notice of CIA documents that prove we need to take action.
A copy of which has been handed out to you all in the brown folders marked, Independence Day.
Thankyou.
Classified.
President Biden appoints Will Smith as the new USA Alien Defence Director
After watching, "Independence Day," which Joe considers factual, he spoke to the press to give his reasoning for the appointment.
"Members of the jury. Excuse me. Press.
I have not taken this decision lightly. As we all know the USA is being invalided by swarms of alien objects. I sat last night watching Wills achievement in a classified recording in my home cinema room eating a gallon tub of Frank and Billies ice cream.. Will really knows how to kick alien ass. I hope he doesn't slap me down for mentioning that?
I also took notice of CIA documents that prove we need to take action.
A copy of which has been handed out to you all in the brown folders marked, Independence Day.
Thankyou.
Classified.
bushwhaker
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I was surprised to learn that Elon Musk was born in South Africa.
I always thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car.
I always thought he was born in Mad-at-gas-car.
stuart little
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I think the whole point is that the way a beautiful language is mistreated by many of its "teachers", and massacred by the majority of its users is nothing short of a joke. It's true that it's not a very funny joke - but that goes for many of the "real" jokes here as well....
The Person who 'bartardised' our language by calling homosexuals "gays", should be hung,drawn,& quartered! I'm of the 'old school' where 'gay' means; happy & frivolous.
stuart little
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bushwhaker
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Are those Reebok or Nike:
stuart little
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WTFlip is 'hilarious' about that load of 'carp'?
Have you considered ignoring the joke threads.
bushwhaker
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Stuart Little, i think that you have more complex and sophisticated sense of humor, than we can understand.WTFlip is 'hilarious' about that load of 'carp'?
Doug B
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Nah, m8 - if you wuz REALLY old-skool, yer'd have said "hanged"....The Person who 'bartardised' our language by calling homosexuals "gays", should be hung,drawn,& quartered! I'm of the 'old school' where 'gay' means; happy & frivolous.
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