Joke Thread II

[Doug B]

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I got sent that one as well but I thought I’d be pushing my luck to post both up

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

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That looks like a woodworking tool for fixing edge banding !

 

[IZZY]

That explains a lot. As far as I'm concerned the best thing about an excess of sun is that it gives me a reason for doing nothing and just lounging about in the shade with a clear conscience.

 

[stuart little]

Why do so many people hate Russian dolls?




Because they're so 'full of themselves'!

 

[stuart little]

That explains a lot. As far as I'm concerned the best thing about an excess of sun is that it gives me a reason for doing nothing and just lounging about in the shade with a clear conscience.

Me too, but in my case watching Le Tour de France ad free on Eurosport/GCN player. Didn't 'Yorkie Boy' do well?

 

[niall Y]

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'ENGLAND LADIES NEW TEAM BADGE' reads a lot better - avoids any slight confusion at the beginning of the joke

 

[stuart little]

'ENGLAND LADIES NEW TEAM BADGE' reads a lot better - avoids any slight confusion at the beginning of the joke

It's our 'Mother Tongue' (English) again. Anyone read Bill Bryson's "Mother Tongue" which explains a LOT! Very entertaining to the pedantic amongst us all, IMHO.!

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Thingybob]

Why do so many people hate Russian dolls?




Because they're so 'full of themselves'!

So So tempted to put a in

 

[Phill05]

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Eee'h where did you find that photo of me mam that'ed be 1950's nothing got past her glasses.

 

[IZZY]

Me too, but in my case watching Le Tour de France ad free on Eurosport/GCN player. Didn't 'Yorkie Boy' do well?

Also watching T d F And enjoying reliving many off road holidays in the mountains.

 

[MikeK]

I cleaned up this thread of the recent political comments, as well as the replies to them. If you want to discuss politics, please do it in the forum we created specifically for this, not the general forum.

 

[Sachakins]

Eee'h where did you find that photo of me mam that'ed be 1950's nothing got past her glasses.

Glad you said that, thought for one moment it was my uncle....

 

[dzj]

 

[TRITON]

Cosplay champion.

 

[MikeK]

Cosplay champion.
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'Tis but a scratch.

 

[Ttrees]