Joke Thread II

[Jameshow]

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I'm with Stuart on this one ..?????

 

[Daniel2]

I'm with Stuart on this one ..?????

And me

 

[Noel]

And me

Starting singing a seasonal song about wild animals.
: )

 

[stuart little]

Crampon am enw. Welsh name for Pancake

Thought 'crampon' was what one used for climbing.

 

[stuart little]

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[stuart little]

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[JimJay]

"You'll "go down" in History.." Hilarious, eh?

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

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Obtuse or wot?

 

[Jameshow]

I get it!!

 

[stuart little]

I get it!!

 

[selectortone]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer - he'll go down in history (on his report card - from a B+ to a D)

 

[Phill05]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer - he'll go down in history (on his report card - from a B+ to a D)

Got to something seriously wrong if that's a JOKE

 

[stuart little]

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer - he'll go down in history (on his report card - from a B+ to a D)

OOHHH, I see, said the 'no idea' (no-eyed-deer)

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three Kick Rule?"
The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's shin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick landed square on the man's nose. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn!"
The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

 

[Robbo3]

Just the right moment 10 - 12

 

[stuart little]

"You'll "go down" in History.." Hilarious, eh?

Only if you remember all the words to the song! It's yonks since I heard it sung!

 

[Daniel2]

Starting singing a seasonal song about wild animals.
: )

Thanks for trying @Noel , but it's still flying right over my head.

 

[Alex H]

Got to something seriously wrong if that's a JOKE

Strictly speaking it's a cartoon, but cartoons are generally funny.

 

[dzj]