Novocaine.... After over 40 years of 'er indoors moaning about the oil and grease from my motorbikes, when I retired she wouldnt let me get an engineering lathe. Take up woodwork shes says. Thats nice and clean she says.
Oh my, ha bluddy hah! Now she moans about the sawdust!
Wont let me back in the house untill I've had a shower outdoors and changed me shorts.
Good job the mains tap water is 30c now, thats all I can say.