Inconsequential, childish whinging! Post here....

[Chubber]

I hope I have been here long enough to introduce a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek post like this, nothing serious, meaningful or momentous...e.g. below

 

[Chubber]

"Ollocks! Um! Ugger it!

I'm really cross, there were no 'B's in my packet of pretzel letters!

 

[bushwhaker]

Cheers!

 

[Fitzroy]

Stupid Rummikub left me with double 12s in every hand this evening so I knocked my board over after my wife won for the third game in a row.

 

[selectortone]

Since the electric gas lighter on my cooker stopped working I have had to light my oven with a match. (Just like the old days -ha!) But now my pizza smells of singed finger hair.

 

[Inspector]

Since the electric gas lighter on my cooker stopped working I have had to light my oven with a match. (Just like the old days -ha!) But now my pizza smells of singed finger hair.

I'm surprised you have any finger hair with the amount of knuckle dragging you do.

Pete

 

[selectortone]

I'm surprised you have any finger hair with the amount of knuckle dragging you do.

Pete

I'm surprised I have any eyebrows left.

 

[BucksDad]

Do we need this thread? Isn’t the entire off topic forum now filled with this type of post everyday?

 

[Phill05]

"Ollocks! Um! Ugger it!

I'm really cross, there were no 'B's in my packet of pretzel letters!

Don't worry about the missing B's it could be "Rarmer and Seeves" lets hope goes missing.

 

[Geoff_S]

"Ollocks! Um! Ugger it!

I'm really cross, there were no 'B's in my packet of pretzel letters!

And no "R"s either?