Inconsequential, childish whinging! Post here....

[Chubber]

I hope I have been here long enough to introduce a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek post like this, nothing serious, meaningful or momentous...e.g. below

 

[Chubber]

"Ollocks! Um! Ugger it!

I'm really cross, there were no 'B's in my packet of pretzel letters!

 

[bushwhaker]

Cheers!

 

[Fitzroy]

Stupid Rummikub left me with double 12s in every hand this evening so I knocked my board over after my wife won for the third game in a row.

 

[selectortone]

Since the electric gas lighter on my cooker stopped working I have had to light my oven with a match. (Just like the old days -ha!) But now my pizza smells of singed finger hair.

 

[Inspector]

Since the electric gas lighter on my cooker stopped working I have had to light my oven with a match. (Just like the old days -ha!) But now my pizza smells of singed finger hair.

I'm surprised you have any finger hair with the amount of knuckle dragging you do.

Pete