How's about this for a elf 'n' safety warning?

[Phil Pascoe]

This appliance can be used by children from the age of eight years and above and persons with reduced physical, sensory or mental capabilities or lack of experience or knowledge, if they have been given supervision or instruction concerning the use of the appliance in a safe way and understand he hazards involved. Children shall not play with the appliance. Cleaning and user maintenance shall not be made by children without supervision.

I was going to tell what the item is - but I think I'll allow a few guesses first. I'd put a lot of money on no one getting it right, though :lol:

 

[Distinterior]

A Kettle....???? or a De-Humidifier???

 

[Phil Pascoe]

No.

 

[t8hants]

My first thought was a combined harvester, but I am going for a tooth brush

 

[flh801978]

That paragraph is a standard wording for health and safety from a variety of manufacturers
Paste and search for that string and you get vacuum cleaners kettles coffee makers
So i imagine that somewhere a circular saw maker has used it

 

[MikeG.]

Retractable tape measure?

 

[NazNomad]

Isn't that written inside the door of the TARDIS?


No? Well, it should be.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Keep 'em comin'. :lol:

 

[Phil Pascoe]

It is electrical.

 

[RobinBHM]

torch?

 

[user 4112]

Pen/pencil

 

[Distinterior]

A mobile phone....?.......Maybe not!

 

[flying haggis]

AK 47 ??

 

[Mike Jordan]

Scroll saw?

 

[david123]

Electric can opener

 

[Bill Derr]

Microwave.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

No.

 

[skipdiver]

Time machine?

 

[NazNomad]

Lidl cordless jigsaw

 

[Phil Pascoe]

No. :lol: