How's about this for a elf 'n' safety warning?

[dynax]

is it mum's special thing for when dad's not at home,

 

[skipdiver]

Knife and fork.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I don't think anyone'll get it in a month of Sundays.

 

[dynax]

oh well last go, cold fusion reactor,

 

[user 4112]

Toilet brush

 

[skipdiver]

Hadron collider.

 

[DiscoStu]

Tennis ball! It’s either going to be something that doesn’t need a warning or something where it’s not remotely appropriate for a young person.

Serious guess - phone charger?


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[Phil Pascoe]

Nope. Your observations are both correct, though.

 

[Racers]

Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator?

Pete

 

[user 4112]

Bottle of milk

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Both of Stu's observations were correct. It is electrical.

 

[Racers]

Electric Toothbrush.

Pete

 

[JSW]

TV.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

:lol: No.

 

[JSW]

Remote Control for TV.
Radio.
Alarm Clock.
Lamp/Standard or any other.
Hairdryer.
FFS.
Large Hadron Collider!
Time Machine!!
T-1000!!!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

An immersion heater element. :lol:

 

[DaddyG]

It's either something from Aldi or Screwfix as I have read this recently, just can't think what item it was on.

 

[JSW]

An immersion heater element. :lol:

Wha?!

 

[rafezetter]

Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator?

Pete

Stargate Atlantis fan are we?

 

[Shrubby]

Death Star or a Crayola crayon - difficult to tell these days