barkwindjammer
Established Member
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people
having guts or balls
but do you really know
the difference between them?
to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:
GUTS-Is arriving home late
after a night out with the
boys
ccasion5: , being met by your
wife with a broom (hammer) , and
having the guts to ask
"Are you still cleaning,
or, are you flying somewhere?" (homer)
BALLS-Is coming home late
after a night out with the
boysccasion5: , smelling of perfume,
and beer, lip-stick on your
collar, and slapping your wife
on the arse, and having the balls
to say "You're next, fatty." (homer)
We've all heard about people
having guts or balls
but do you really know
the difference between them?
to keep you informed, the
definitions are listed below:
GUTS-Is arriving home late
after a night out with the
boys
ccasion5: , being met by yourwife with a broom (hammer) , and
having the guts to ask
"Are you still cleaning,
or, are you flying somewhere?" (homer)
BALLS-Is coming home late
after a night out with the
boys
ccasion5: , smelling of perfume,and beer, lip-stick on your
collar, and slapping your wife
on the arse, and having the balls
to say "You're next, fatty." (homer)
