Five favourite quotes.

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The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.
Neil deGrasse Tyson

You laugh because I'm different..
I laugh cause I just farted!

Anonymous
 
"Treat me good I'll treat you better, treat me bad I'll treat you worse."

Ralph "Sonny" Barger (a fellow you'd best treat well).
 
You can’t get the wood (Goon Show, again)
If you were the only girl in the world, you’d still have to fill in a form (my late boss)
First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers (Shakespeare, King Henry VI, part 2)
 
Reputedly, a conversation took place between Jean Harlow and Margot Fonteyn where Jean repeatedly called her " my dear Margott " .

After a while, Margot calmly replied "my dear Jean, the 't' in 'Margot' is silent, as in 'Harlow' ".
 
Don Whillans international expedition Himalayas. Germans goading whillans Peter Habeler says Ha Donald I see we beat you at your favourite sport ( Football) Whillans replied broad Lancashire accent

I lad we bet you twice at yours
 
My old maths teacher would often quote a snippet from Grey's Elegy to the class " Full many a flower was born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air"
Looking back, I now realise that it comforted him in his struggles. :ROFLMAO:
 

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