Bit dopey this morning...late night is my excuse....
Forgot the bathroom "routine", God forbid.
Ripped the front off the airing cupboard to check for F22. No...good. Would've been a surprise, because I topped up 24 hours ago. Then, the error on my part...
Washed hands first.....
whoa! Forgot to flush the toilet first, whether needed or not! Enormous noise as a result, so tap off as quickly as poss, bolt to toilet and flush. Not a good way to come round first thing in a morning....
As the cistern is filling, turn hot tap on, wait 30 seconds for it to actually run warm/hot, sink plug in. Now conscious that the cistern is almost topped up, it's a scramble to add any cold water in the sink in case the water in the sink is now "too" hot. Turning the cold tap on "automatically" turns the still-running hot tap flow to a mere trickle.
Sufficient cold added, turn cold tap off, and the hot regains its flow.
Turn hot tap off, and breathe....
So this has become our morning routine. I say morning....any time of day actually. Forget one element, or "perform" in the wrong order, and you're in trouble.
I'm reminded when my now-late m-i-law began to lose it a bit - in her late 80s, to be fair - when she started asking me to change all the light bulbs on every visit because "they'd been in a while". I used to point out out that a new one could fail within minutes of me leaving, and the original outlast us both, but no....
2 lights in the kitchen....one 60w, and the other "had to be" 100w. Why? Because that's how it was when they moved in, 30 years before.
I know, I know......