"Police are now looking for the missing man and describe him as white with a rotund build and a mouth made of coins........as yet, police are not putting a price on his head..." =D>
This was from a genuine report on ITN news last night and sorry, it did make me laugh a bit, but also cringe at the idiocy of the daft little bint that initially phoned 999. What a flake. :roll:
Mark