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Then there's the dyslexic pimp who bought a wharehouse :?

Well, yuou are continuing the trend of no jokes for a while then :twisted: :twisted: Bloke walkes into a pub with his pet giraffe and orders a pint each. The barman is surprised but serves them. They are in there all the evening and after several refills the giraffe colapses in a heap...

Ta for the comments folks. It certainly has got attitude for ply!! You can see one small dark patch on it. That was the only void in it so I stuffed hard it with fine shavings, dropped a few drops of runny cyano onto it, let it dry and sanded it down. Even close up it looks good!!

A week or so back I realised that I was going to have to do some repairs on a couple of our window shutters. So along to our local wood supplier, Audoise d'Bois, and got what the French call trois ply for the horizontal and diagonal battons. It's ply with attitude, 3 ply at 1 1/4" thick!. After...

I was trying to work out if was either kosher or halal :?

Wildman, I was given a set of about 8 of that type of chuck by a very good friend. Box wood with bronze ferruls and tightening rings. They are about 150 years old and still perfect for that type of job, but I had to make a bigger versoin for that job. Dead easy to make and very effective as it...

In our case the idea of buying them wasn't an option. When we finally sourced the 2" poles the only ones we could find would have cost us over £180 for a single 2.5 metre length and we need 2! The rings? Why have a mortgage when I could make them for a few €€€s Then add the shipping from the...

I had to turn a comlete set of poles, end fittings and rings for our 5 metre wide window. The poles are 2" diameter and 2 at 2.5 metres long. 40 rings with a 2 3/4" internal dia. The reason was that the heavy curtains SWMBO made caused the biggest poles we could find to sag! I turned the rings...

Cracked it for you https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=afric ... dKMG3zM%3A Ther'll be loads of places you can get yer nose bored out. Or a 6mm drill shold do it :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

According to the destructions "1. Energy Saver Button For better energy efficiency press the Energy Saver button. If condensation occurs on the doors turn the Energy Saver function off. So, it's to form condensation on the doors :o :? :?

That is a lovely box, but why not do both? I have made loads of the money boxes and the goblet, aluminium stem included, turned on my Record CL1 with a 3/8" spindle gouge. You can also make this Look like this :mrgreen: :mrgreen: 8)

I'll go 2s up with the Startrite saw. I have had the baby of the line, 301S, for about 20 years now and it's as good now as when I got it. It will cut up to 8" thick and had a 12" throat and that's plenty good enough for what I do. I only ever use a 1/4" 6 skip blade in mine and as I said, that...

When I was a computer mainframe (3 letters starting with an I and finishing with an M?) hardware service engineer I was on a course in London and we were staying in a central London hotel. One of out blokes had his car parked in the hotel car park. Some hotel prat decided that he wasn't a...

Derz dot severd derz only tree? But dey could still be handy :? I wish I cud get rid of dis cowd, my dose is getting sore :shock:

Now that's a superb idea Bod! My daughter's m-in-law has been a bowl mover for more years than she could remember and in the same club. I will be posing a question to her in the near future!! Ta mate!

The American and archaic British usage of the verb conjugates as get-got-gotten or as get-got-got depending on the meaning, whereas the modern British usage of the verb has largely lost this distinction and conjugates as get-got-got in most cases except, sometimes, where the speaker wants to...

A 1/2 stone pick ?? :? :?

I always called them Easter moths, but our local vicar got all upset and cross :? :?

"the example give was that if the penalty for illegal parking was increased to the death then nobody would offend." Well, not more than once anyway :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

That's very well made, but it must have been a large table :? :? I assume that the coffe table must have been quite pallitable to be able to do it?