there is a company / pair of guys in darlington that have called themselves boggit and scarper... stickered up van the whole nine yards.
on my works van a couple of years ago someone wrote
"i wish my wife was this dirty"
i added
"she is just not with you"
he didn't find it as funny all of a sudden. i was his boss to so i could have been more upset lol...
love the M&S one. reminds me of the text a few months ago, can't remember the full thing but the ending was "choclate on nip***s, smooth whipped cream with the freshest of british strawberries. this isn't any ordinary p**n this is M&S p**n"
ps hope that's ok its before the watershed and i'm not sure if the beeb are monitoring my posts