Ye Gods....

[Cozzer]

I had the misfortune to watch part of a BBC TV lunchtime show today.

"What is this?" asked a competitor.
"It's a glass paperweight", confirmed the expert.
"What's it for?"

 

[Cabinetman]

There’s a hilarious vid of young people trying to use an old dial Telephone.
“ Youth of today know nothing” has been echoing down the centuries.