women?

[big soft moose]

Never go to bed angry.
.

very good advice ...... its much harder to duck lying down

 

[oddsocks]

The best piece of advice I've ever had is have the last word in every argument...
... and make sure it's sorry!

Dave, at my daughters wedding last month I gave the groom a final bit of advice....

A man who says sorry when he is wrong is a wise man.......a man who says sorry when he is right is married

 

[adzeman]

Marage is not a word ....its a sentance.

 

[DangerousDave]

Women. You can't live with them and you can't live with them :wink:

 

[Rich]

Sunday lunch, what would you like, boiled or roast?

I'd like roast please.

what's wrong with my boiled potatoes then? :shock:

now I ask for both. :wink:

Rich.

 

[pren]

Being a mere 3 years into my sentence, I'd have to say that being honest is the way forward. :roll:

'Does this skirt my me look fat?'

'No, dear. Your fat makes you look fat. The skirt simply rearranges it.'

Voila! No more stupid questions! :lol:

 

[Digit]

Thus speaks a brave man! :lol:

Roy.

 

[Rich]

Thus SPOKE a brave man, RIP, :lol:

Rich (with a black eye) :lol:

 

[Grinding One]

Never go to bed angry.
.

very good advice ...... its much harder to duck lying down

Like a black lady I knew once,Oh go to sleep it will all be better tomorrow ,as she reaches for a frying pan.....
My take on this leave for a while till they cool off.Saves on medical bills.

 

[davegw]

Being a mere 3 years into my sentence, I'd have to say that being honest is the way forward. :roll:

'Does this skirt my me look fat?'

'No, dear. Your fat makes you look fat. The skirt simply rearranges it.'

Voila! No more stupid questions! :lol:

Looking for an early release then Pren?

 

[DangerousDave]

'Does this skirt my me look fat?'

'No, dear. Your fat makes you look fat. The skirt simply rearranges it.'

Voila! No more stupid questions! :lol:

Or how about;
"Does this skirt make my @rse look big?"
"No, your big fat @rse makes your @rse look big"

 

[Digit]

Nooo! There are limits to my courage!

Roy.