When I Rule the World.....

[Digit]

And humble pie will be available to al Villeins as of right.

Roy.

 

[studders]

You is all BARKING. :shock:

 

[Chris J]

The following is possibly the most important change of all those that I shall impose. Before I hand it down let me make it clear that I only intend to rule for as short a time as is necessary to to get things straight, before I hand back to a revised form of democrat leadership.

Mike

I am happy to wait Mike.
I feel a public clamouring for my Government is coming on.

 

[TrimTheKing]

I am happy to wait Mike.
I feel a public clamouring for my Government is coming on.

Utter nonsense.

Mike - You appear to be forgetting that I am already King, not that I intend to become so!

You appear to be displaying some good ideas so you can rest assured that sheriff of Trimbleham is yours and yours alone, but any more of this talk of you ruling will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy.

My crew of highly trained Hashishin are already surveiling you for the first signs of any movement against my leadership!

You have been warned!

 

[Digit]

Hey up! Civil war is brewing!

Roy.

 

[big soft moose]

I am happy to wait Mike.
I feel a public clamouring for my Government is coming on.

Utter nonsense.

Mike - You appear to be forgetting that I am already King, not that I intend to become so!

You appear to be displaying some good ideas so you can rest assured that sheriff of Trimbleham is yours and yours alone, but any more of this talk of you ruling will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy.

My crew of highly trained Hashishin are already surveiling you for the first signs of any movement against my leadership!

You have been warned!

You're alright mark - i'll let you stay king , but after mike's government falls i will be aclaimed maximum leader ( possibly even maximoose) - the kingship is a mere figure head position afterall

 

[big soft moose]

Hey up! Civil war is brewing!

Roy.

Mike is going to loose that one , for a start his airforce is a total joke.............................................................. they are only allowed three planes :lol: :lol:

 

[Digit]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

 

[wobblycogs]

You can all bicker amongst yourselves who is going to be king, I don't mind, I'll be emperor Wobblycogs in a couple of days which trumps the lot of you . And before you get any ideas above your station I'd like to draw your attention to the army of rabid ninja doozers I keep primed and ready to quell any uprisings.

 

[big soft moose]

You can all bicker amongst yourselves who is going to be king, I don't mind, I'll be emperor Wobblycogs in a couple of days which trumps the lot of you . And before you get any ideas above your station I'd like to draw your attention to the army of rabid ninja doozers I keep primed and ready to quell any uprisings.

yeah well i'll see your nijas doozers and raise you a tribe of insane moose

 

[wobblycogs]

Just a moment, one of the ninja doozers saw your post got a little over excited and started a riot. Once they are all patched up we'll take on the moose army where ever you want.

 

[Chris J]

So....No ones got any work then ?

 

[big soft moose]

Just a moment, one of the ninja doozers saw your post got a little over excited and started a riot. Once they are all patched up we'll take on the moose army where ever you want.

my tribe of moose have seen your post and gone bellowing northwards towards gloucester, randomly headbutting trees aand iniating carnal relations with horses, cows, mailboxes etc ( I did mention that they were insane, right)

 

[big soft moose]

So....No ones got any work then ?

work - let me think

oh yeah thats that stuff i'm supposed to do to give me a break from posting rubbish on internet forums

 

[wobblycogs]

Ok, new edict time. The w word is banned in my presence.

I've actually got tons of (banned word) to do but it's boring so I'm avoiding it. One of the few benefits of being self employed is that I'm unlikely to get sacked for slacking off a bit.

 

[studders]

One of the few benefits of being self employed is that I'm unlikely to get sacked for slacking off a bit.

I hope though that, during a slack moment, you will find time to take yourself to one side and give yourself a jolly good talking to and, to tell yourself to buck your ideas up else it's the door for you. :?

 

[wobblycogs]

Right, I've given myself a damn good talking too and now I'm watching myself carefully. Any more slacking off and I'll take it out of my pay. I've also told myself that I can do some unpaid overtime to make up the time I've wasted. Damn it, bosses are the same every where, slave drivers the lot of them.

 

[studders]

Right, I've given myself a damn good talking too

Good Man, got to keep yerselves in check else they'll just take the pee and then where will you be? :?

 

[Digit]

My psychiatrist says he has a vacant slot this Wednesday if you're interested?

Roy.

 

[studders]

My psychiatrist says he has a vacant slot this Wednesday if you're interested?

Roy.

Please tell him I'm sorry but I cannot help him, I'm not qualified you see.