Wacky things you've made and don't know what to do with!

[Snorkel]

Anyone made anything that fits the thread title?
I'm no use at all at making proper things such as those I see on this site, simply don't have the skills or the funds to pay for proper timber, so I make rubbish from scrap.
During lockdown I was watching a movie about people living in isolation and became a bit obsessed with making a dust-bowl type cabin with everyone stuck in one room. I started making logs with the slats from my neighbours airing cupboard (as you do) and ended up with the attached. Thing is, what am I gonna do with it ha!

 

[niall Y]

It obviously kept you sane during lockdown
Though as someone who in his time has made a wooden adding machine, and a calculator disguised as a chest of drawers, I've made my fair share of useless items