UKW Christmas Panto 2008

[joiner_sim]

:?: :?: :?: Right not sure if this will work :roll:

:arrow: But.....
:idea: I have an idea
:sign3:

We do a christmas panto :lol: :lol: :lol:

And this is how its goes. We all say a line, and then the others follow on from there, and you can add to the story when ever you want.
:roll: I can see this being a bad idea




:ho2 :deer :arrow:

Once upon a time, somewhere cold and snowy there was a workshop.

 

[Steve Maskery]

We did this a year or two back, it was great fun!


Once upon a time, somewhere cold and snowy there was a workshop.
"Fliippin 'eck", said Santa, "Where are those good-for-nothing elves? How on earth am I going to turn this pile of MDF into worthwhile pressies?"

 

[Lord Nibbo]

We did this a year or two back, it was great fun!

Twas me Sir Steve, I started the rumor back then.

When Devonwoody got lost in the badland of Aus, it is now believed to be infested with little Little Vermin block beetles called NX60's With the help of our Inspector Waka I'm sure he could sniff out all thing shiny :wink: and with a little aid of the slope we could help him after all he wouldn't be the first we've pushed off down the famous slope this year would it? So we need a merry band of googlers to volunteer to help Inspector Waka find out about the Little Vermin block beetles and their yet unborn brother lookalikes. Meanwhile in the coldlands of Canada a head emerges breathing fire..... "Can't stop now, I'm busy" he claims "Hang out till summer and I'll reveal all to you" he splutters before disappearing into the haze of the underground internet. So just what are we searching for shouts Wizer? "Shiny things" shouts Martin. "I know where some are to be found" adds Philly. Where? "Just behind you"

 

[yo_chuci]

Once upon a time, somewhere cold and snowy there was a workshop.
"Fliippin 'eck", said Santa, "Where are those good-for-nothing elves? How on earth am I going to turn this pile of MDF into worthwhile pressies?"

they are just over there santa, but they have all those woodworking books on them, how are they gonna help with the present making? oh elves

 

[kenf]

"They are plane to see, but look sharp and dangerous and can only be used with glasses, gloves, boots, high viz, dustmask, helmet and ear defenders" says elf Ann (tasty!)

 

[joiner_sim]

Once upon a time, somewhere cold and snowy there was a workshop.
"Fliippin 'eck", said Santa, "Where are those good-for-nothing elves? How on earth am I going to turn this pile of MDF into worthwhile pressies?"

they are just over there santa, but they have all those woodworking books on them, how are they gonna help with the present making? oh elves

"They are plane to see, but look sharp and dangerous and can only be used with glasses, gloves, boots, high viz, dustmask, helmet and ear defenders" says elf Ann (tasty!)

So santa got to work on the present making, and did a good days work. He went upto the north pole for the night, where he lives, of course! :lol: Got up the next day and went into the workshop to carry on making MDF delights, only to find a leak in the roof had dripped all over it. Bodgit n Scarper santa's favourite elves said "oh well we can just sell them on as farting putty". Santa didn't look too impressed. :lol:

 

[NeilO]

Once upon a time, somewhere cold and snowy there was a workshop.
"Fliippin 'eck", said Santa, "Where are those good-for-nothing elves? How on earth am I going to turn this pile of MDF into worthwhile pressies?"

they are just over there santa, but they have all those woodworking books on them, how are they gonna help with the present making? oh elves

"They are plane to see, but look sharp and dangerous and can only be used with glasses, gloves, boots, high viz, dustmask, helmet and ear defenders" says elf Ann (tasty!)

So santa got to work on the present making, and did a good days work. He went upto the north pole for the night, where he lives, of course! Got up the next day and went into the workshop to carry on making MDF delights, only to find a leak in the roof had dripped all over it. Bodgit n Scarper santa's favourite elves said "oh well we can just sell them on as farting putty". Santa didn't look too impressed.

But Harry the Elf, who was a bit of a lad, Thought "hang on a mo` theres a profit to be had!" and was on the phone as quick as a flash, on the hunt for the elusive cash. In a desperate attempt to get rid of this Poo , had managed to sell it as wood filler to old BnQ.