Two old ladies.

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whiskywill

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Two older women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first old lady said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a ****-job."

The second woman replied, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my ar$ehole bleached!"

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman.

"I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
 
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